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Howdy, folks!
This is my ever so humble MERCHANDISE PAGE
!!

So far there's no mp3's or downloads available, but we're workin' on it!
Soon will be an online ordering/payment system but for now...

all prices are postpaid u.s.
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/ P.O. Box 684654 / Austin, TX 78768
(NOTE: this is a new box # as of 2/2/06)


Please email me at spot@spotinator.com for additional prices and ordering info. —SPOT


and now, ladies and gentlemen...
the latest release!

"NAE PLUMB NOR SQUARE" is a full album released in August of 2005
Originally created without a title, this was put together in a semi-mad frenzy just before my 2005 August tour. Having not released anything since "Unhalfbaking" I decided it was high time to have something new to sell out on the road and, since I've been performing mostly solo over the past few years, the two full band albums that are in the can were kinda inappropriate. This project features a gamut of solo and band recordings from a variety of different sources—live, demo and studio—and was ultimately titled according to a summation of structural engineering principles as invoked by architect Eero Saarinen and utilized in the Gateway Arch in St. Louis, MO.

"nae plumb nor square" (NYET-7007)
CD only—$14.00 pp


 


"Well, this certainly ain't The Chieftains! ...this hybrid mixes any number of musical sources (bluegrass, country, punk, rockabilly) that all seem to revolve around a Celtic base. The man makes some very interesting but very hard to describe music. Certainly worth a listen for the musically adventurous."
—Dirty Linen (Aug/Sept 00' #89)

"Unhalfbaking is a genius punk-folk record, sweaty and funny and totally unpretentious... ...he heads down the eccentric post-Beat path (a narrow one, through dark woods) taken by the likes of Michael Hurley and Peter Stampfel... ...[here's] proof that the elusive grail of tradition is as much in the individual as it is in the cliches."
—Chicago Reader (May 26, 2000)

"...his latest CD unhalfbaking is a masterpiece. Composition, lyric, performance: this album has it all. Even the liner notes are worth reading again and again. ...this CD successfully fuses elements of jazz, rock, folk, blues, and celtic music into a coherent, highly accessible package."
—Austin Celtic Assoc. Newsletter (1/ '01)

"UNHALFBAKING" is a full album released in January of 2000.
This little gem is something I had been working on for years. Tim Kerr lent me his Tascam 238 8-track cassette machine in the early 90's and I holed-up in the house with it for a few weeks and just played, tracked, played, tracked... and ended up with a whole buncha stuff that was originally intended to be no more than a collection of "work-in-progress" ideas and/or demos (and by that time I had bought a 238 of my own).
But, y'know, sometimes during the recording process you come to realize that the Performance is the Thing and what would be the point in trying to recapture That Thing later when ya already had That Thing? Let's hear it for Dat Ding!! It all sounded pretty darn good, nowhere near as low-tech as the recording format suggests. And when the guys from O&O/Upland called me and asked if I wanted to put out a record on their upstart label, I figured why not gather up that which already existed? Turned out to be a good idea!

"unhalfbaking" (UP-001)
CD only—$14.00 pp

Whoops! I forgot to mention that the album art was created by Joey Marez.
This is the first release where I had no clue as to what the cover art would/should/could be. Having been a professional photographer at one time (and now harboring boxes and boxes of prints and negatives), I usually have some image in mind when putting together a new collection of music. But this time? Uh uh. Not one idea tickled my conscious brainworks. Thankfully, Mr. Marez bailed me out of this dilemma in high style!


"REMOVALS..., OTHER ISMS" is an EP released in 1996.
The title refers to the name of my band, SPOT REMOVAL, which I had formed with Dave Cameron (drums) and Julia Austin (bass) in the early 90s. It had originated as an acoustic-based trio bending traditional Irish styles into new shapes. Over the course of time everything got more electric and louder and jazz-inflected. We recorded an entire studio album but, sadly, Julia had to leave the band. A few other bassists filled the void, most notably Kevin Smith (an alumnus of High Noon, Ronnie Dawson & 8-1/2 Souvenirs) whose utterly awesome upright slap technique pulled the band into more of a "country-billy" focus. Too bad this version of the band was never recorded; there is one track ("April") he appears on here, though.
Poetically (in a kind of Joycean sense), I released this under my own name since the band no longer existed and this was right at the time when the "notorious Dallas imposters" (see bio info page) appeared.

Unlike "unhalfbaking...", this project began with the above graphic—something I kluged together from some old photos I shot. Thought it would make a good record cover... for something. Then, lo and behold! I realized that the outtakes from the studio sessions would make a great EP! Talk about walking half-asleep into a slap-upside-de-head realization...

It should be noted that two songs on this EP—"April" and "Countin' Flowers"—appear on "unhalfbaking" as well. BUT the versions here are absulutely, utterly, uniquely different recordings!

"removals..., other isms" (NYET-7006)
CD—$9.00 pp
10" vinyl—$10.00 pp


"YO! MARRY ME!" / "CACA BOUDIN POPO PIPI" is a single released in 1992
By now everybody's got some watermark memories of the early 90s. This is one of mine but I really can't tell you what the hell it means. I suppose after rampant 70s nostalgia and the now fond doting on the 80s that folks is gonna dig up some graves from the 90s. And there we'll find Frank Zappa and Kurt Cobain decomposing over strong espresso with J. S. Bach and maybe Mr. Coltrane, and probably they'll be watching "Sun Ra Meets the Toxic Avenger" on video... while G.G. Allin knocks to deliver some, uh, pizza. Heck, in the early 90s I had accepted the curse of Frankie Gavin and thus my fate was sealed.

In other words, the folkies cringed at this one and the grungies scratched their pointy little heads. L7 lit their loins afire, Seattle boys held guns to their heads and started playing their girlfriends' acoustic guitars, and Kerrville would never be the same and Lollapalooza somehow disappeared from view. But seriously folks, on the A side I took distorted (albeit respectful, really) liberties with another of those traditional Irish mandolin tunes. Side B is a tender love song often sung by Frenchmen to their dogs after a night of too, too much wine.

"yo! marry me!"/"caca boudin popo pipi" (NYET 747-3)
7" Sgl—$5.00



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